The Baptist-Pentecostal Spectrum

it’s a range of expression based on energy, which reflects from the [personalities] of the Body’s members

bottom level Baptist:

  • side eye with no tie
  • no dancing or raised hands
  • good theology sermon that puts you to sleep

top level Pentecostal:

  • high energy music service with casino tricks (eg piping pheromones through vents)
  • unscheduled end time
  • participants may be rolling in aisles
  • side eye if you’re not “holding up the invisible pipe for the welder”